1. reallyreallyreallytrying:

    yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

    (via balconyscene)

  2. refreshes:

    mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

    me:  image

    (via balconyscene)

  3. wonnderr-lusttt:

    looow-tus:

    undftdaniel:

    defend-sissy-boy-emo:

    jadelyn:

    holypuckingcow:

    abbysetcetera:

    Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

    and mixing them with vodka

    At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

    And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

    Because you have to work.

    and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

    and vodka

    (Source: asexualarmin, via horny-yunikorn)

  4. "Rape is one of the most terrible crimes on earth. And it happens every few minutes. The problem with groups who deal with rape is that they try to educate women about how to defend themselves. What really needs to be done is teaching men not to rape. Go to the source and start there."

    Kurt Cobain talking in November 1991 about the background behind the song ‘Polly’ (via cavum)

    (Source: drive-my-rubber-soul, via im-halfway-gone)

  5. ishvalan:

    koumatsuoka:

    *loves a character everyone hates even more just out of spite*

    (Source: koumatsuoka, via im-halfway-gone)

  6. k-hiq:

    hikaribakuras:

    holyjazspers:

    horton hears a huh

    horton hears a what

    horton hears a chicka chicka slim shady

    HORTON HEARS NOTHING HORTON IS AS DEAD AS THIS JOKE

    horton hears a hater

    (via im-halfway-gone)

  7. piquic:

    rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one

    (via im-halfway-gone)